things that have happened to me (unpleasant version)

1. glass shard in eye (got it out by myself)
2. dropped scissors on my foot (scarred)
3. tripped over giant pile of rock in melinda's neighbors yard (scarred again)
4. delivered baby without husband (at the hospital)
5. hit by a car just a little bit  at age 9
6. fell on baby in carseat while walking (2 times!)
7. dislocated pinkie while playing basketball
8. accidental viewing of 'orca' while babysitting
9. bee flew down shirt while working at daycare. casually noted by nearby child.
10. fell on face crossing parking lot while 8 months pregnant.